Since Hitch is our Shakespeare...

What Your Favorite Shakespeare Play Says About You – Flavorwire

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Much Ado About Nothing

You think affection is best shown in insult form — and you expect a lot from your lover.

The Merchant of Venice

You exaggerate on your taxes.

The Taming of the Shrew

You’re a feminist — or not. It all depends on how you read the ending.

Twelfth Night

You find unisex T-shirts to be very convenient.

King Lear

Your sisters are total bitches.

This is fun.  But it's more fun with Hitchcock.

For example, if your favorite Hitchcock film is ...

Psycho

You are quiet, keep to yourself and struggle with your innate masculinity and femininity.

If not watching Psycho, you are sometimes found in the fruit cellar doing scenes from Gypsy or Auntie Mame.

Vertigo

You never met a fetish you couldn't transform into your own life passion. If not watching Vertigo, you are rewinding it.

Yes, you Luddite.  Careful though, sometimes your fascination with the past will keep your tree from seeing the forest...

Now it's your turn.

And Prospero like, I summon the forces of the divine Lady Eve, the inestimable Hitchcock Geek and that wizard from the East, DeRosa, to call forth your loyal minions to send in their own Hitchcock film as personality test entries.